Ultimate Tradie Pen Pack

Tradies are a special breed, with their own special language. So they should probably have their own pen pack, like this hi-vis bad boy that features shmicko stainless-steel pens with tradie language engraved on the barrel and quality German black ink.
* WE'RE NOT HERE TO FUCK SPIDERS
* THAT'S OUT BY A BEE'S DICK
* RECKON IT'S TIME FOR A SMOKO?
* CLOSE ENOUGH IS GOOD ENOUGH
* NOT MY FUCKING JOB